No Shirt? No Shoes? No Problem.
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But no Pants? ...Still not a problem.
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This Gruff, Foul mouthed, highly valued and important
member of GI JOE is Highly Skilled in the Culinary arts
of North American Truck stop fare, specializing in Pizza Pockets
and Mystery Meat Jerky and Fake Cheeze. Mess Hall has
the ability to wield multiple utensils with one hand, and open
Three bottles of beer with the other.
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Just don't ask him for the secret in his secret sauce.
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