The Jersey Devil. He goes from town to town,
destroying souls of people who claim Diet Dr Pepper
does not taste like regular Dr. Pepper.
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The Waffle Monster. He can smell frozen waffles in your
freezer from two dimensions over, or 17.29 miles away,
and he raids them in the dead of night, or by his
watch "O-Dark thirty." He leaves no trace...
...no Toaster Unturned. By Professor Rainbow Rub
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One of the Cyborg Harpies from Musser Island.
With Mammary Cannons aimed to maim and Kill anyone
who invades the Yeast fields of the Kingdom Kirklandionious.
There will be hard rain tonight.
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Man of God and Politician, Republican Rev. Lucsiouce
Reginald 'Boogaloo Shrimp' Jackson III is Often seen along side
the likes of Benny Hinn, Billy Grahm and Glen Beck.
His Methods of Fund Raising tactics and his selection of Charities,
(Big Breast Awareness N' Jesus foundation,
and Horse track tours for children)
have been... well... questionable. However his duty
to the Lord and the 50% cut from his bookies
...I mean 10% from his congregation... are not.
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