Wednesday, March 7, 2012

The four horsemen of the republican primary

Santorum
Death- under his rule any women caught using contraception shall be stoned to death in public.
Romney
War- preemptively attacking Iran setting off world war III.
Newt
Plague- refusing to recognize and help stem Global Warming sets off a wave of global disasters.
Paul
Famine- after cutting every goverment program designed to help the needy and poor, millions began to starve in America.

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