Ewok terrorist?

"Wicket" El shalik shabazz muhamad is a member of the terrorist insurgent rebel force on Endor and a member of the ewok taliban. He is extremely dangerous and is wanted by the Empire with a huge price on his head. any information on this criminal should be passed along to the Empire promptly.

forgotten gi joe member

"show and tell" is one of the original members of the the gi joe family he has three purple hearts and a recipient of the medal of honor, he saved duke and others countless times. he never came out the closet while serving but his fellow soldiers always new and did not care. now that don't ask don't tell is repealled "show and tell" no longer has to live a lie in the shaddows.

apple cup ...how you like dem apples?

myself as a gnome

the left over hot dog water on the stove is far to dangerous for this fella... so he makes do with the family fish bowl....goldie does'nt seem to mind.

Myself as a GI JOE

No Shirt? No Shoes? No Problem.

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But no Pants? ...Still not a problem.

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This Gruff, Foul mouthed, highly valued and important

member of GI JOE is Highly Skilled in the Culinary arts

of North American Truck stop fare, specializing in Pizza Pockets

and Mystery Meat Jerky and Fake Cheeze. Mess Hall has

the ability to wield multiple utensils with one hand, and open

Three bottles of beer with the other.

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Just don't ask him for the secret in his secret sauce.

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coast to coast am radio

It's 11:11 at night and lil william is listening to coast to coast am with george noory... his imagination is on over-drive when all of a sudden..... his lamp clicks off.

Dr. Zorrander Quartz Cloak

extrapolation

1. He will be greeted as the chosen one riding on the back of a donkey.

2. He will shoulder the burden of our (BUSH) sins. and though innocent he will be found guilty.

And by his stripes we are healed with healthcare.

3. But will he be risen in 2012 and remain at 1600 pennsylvania ave?

With mythology and exstrapolation you can make anything fit. stop living in fear and start woking together America or we will divide and fall.

FEAR

im stuck in idaho surrounded by tea baggers

sweet tooth monster

This loveable candy hoarding hairy monster sneeks out of the shaddows every halloween night to steal candy from innocent lil' trick or treaters. WARNING: He is only dangerous if fed sugar free candy......yuck

Road-pig

after being suspended from the NFL for breaking the backs of one of the opposing teams cheerleaders. Road-pig finds sweet revenge on seattles QB. Raiders plan to sign him next season.

Draw Yourself As a Monster

Well, We started to do 'Daily' Sketch exercises, due to the fact, that at work, some of us were far too busy to worry about our weekly assignment. So Dr. Druid Starbuilder suggested that for those who could get fifteen minutes, should just do some quickies. So here are our Quickies. . . . . . And In the posts below, you may see some re-posts, that's OK, it will be better to see them in context. ....at least that is what we are telling ourselves. .

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The Jersey Devil. He goes from town to town,

destroying souls of people who claim Diet Dr Pepper

does not taste like regular Dr. Pepper.

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The Waffle Monster. He can smell frozen waffles in your

freezer from two dimensions over, or 17.29 miles away,

and he raids them in the dead of night, or by his

watch "O-Dark thirty." He leaves no trace...

...no Toaster Unturned. By Professor Rainbow Rub

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One of the Cyborg Harpies from Musser Island.

With Mammary Cannons aimed to maim and Kill anyone

who invades the Yeast fields of the Kingdom Kirklandionious.

There will be hard rain tonight.

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Man of God and Politician, Republican Rev. Lucsiouce

Reginald 'Boogaloo Shrimp' Jackson III is Often seen along side

the likes of Benny Hinn, Billy Grahm and Glen Beck.

His Methods of Fund Raising tactics and his selection of Charities,

(Big Breast Awareness N' Jesus foundation,

and Horse track tours for children)

have been... well... questionable. However his duty

to the Lord and the 50% cut from his bookies

...I mean 10% from his congregation... are not.

Vampire Derier

Even Vampires read about other Vampires.

...Just don't tell The other Vampires...

Dr. Rainbow Rub

Dr. Starbuilder as a vampire. He claims the

scariest thing about this creature of the night,

is not in fact, his fangs... but his puns.

Primal Robots

Gail. The Genius. She occupies the Brain Case of

Dr. Moonshine Crystalgazer. She is his Genius.

He is her Robot. All have a Genius...And we are all primal robots.

But not all genius are like this weathered old bird. She is

the crass, hard drinking, hard smoking, foul mouthed

muse and the force behind all of creativity and

ideas of Dr. Crystalgazer. She has also been

known to frequently make passes at the good

Dr. after shes knocked back a few.

This Fellow unplugged himself quite some

time ago and has gone rouge. He has the

Robot equivalent of Gum Disease... Tetris Mouth.

Don't let him Byte you.

By Dr. Driud.

Drangus and Drungel

Who is Drangus and Drungle? Lets Find out!

These guys can be found splitting time between

the Tiltawhirl and NASCAR races.

By Professor Orchamedes Rainbow Rub

Wow. All I will say about this is that we nearly

SHAT ourselves when this was unveiled

to the gallery. ...I still can't look

them in the eyes... Thanks Gail.

Darangus and Dingus. The little fellow on top has been there for many many years, perhaps centuries. Always dancing to the tune in his heart, sometime to the irritation of Dingus. But his irritation will never be greater than his affection for the dancing Darangus. It could be due to the fact that Darangus has the power of THE FANNY pack to help them on their journey. By Dr. Druid Stonehenge Starbuilder