myself as a gnome

the left over hot dog water on the stove is far to dangerous for this fella... so he makes do with the family fish bowl....goldie does'nt seem to mind.

Myself as a GI JOE

No Shirt? No Shoes? No Problem.

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But no Pants? ...Still not a problem.

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This Gruff, Foul mouthed, highly valued and important

member of GI JOE is Highly Skilled in the Culinary arts

of North American Truck stop fare, specializing in Pizza Pockets

and Mystery Meat Jerky and Fake Cheeze. Mess Hall has

the ability to wield multiple utensils with one hand, and open

Three bottles of beer with the other.

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Just don't ask him for the secret in his secret sauce.

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coast to coast am radio

It's 11:11 at night and lil william is listening to coast to coast am with george noory... his imagination is on over-drive when all of a sudden..... his lamp clicks off.

Dr. Zorrander Quartz Cloak

extrapolation

1. He will be greeted as the chosen one riding on the back of a donkey.

2. He will shoulder the burden of our (BUSH) sins. and though innocent he will be found guilty.

And by his stripes we are healed with healthcare.

3. But will he be risen in 2012 and remain at 1600 pennsylvania ave?

With mythology and exstrapolation you can make anything fit. stop living in fear and start woking together America or we will divide and fall.

FEAR

im stuck in idaho surrounded by tea baggers

sweet tooth monster

This loveable candy hoarding hairy monster sneeks out of the shaddows every halloween night to steal candy from innocent lil' trick or treaters. WARNING: He is only dangerous if fed sugar free candy......yuck

Road-pig

after being suspended from the NFL for breaking the backs of one of the opposing teams cheerleaders. Road-pig finds sweet revenge on seattles QB. Raiders plan to sign him next season.

Draw Yourself As a Monster

Well, We started to do 'Daily' Sketch exercises, due to the fact, that at work, some of us were far too busy to worry about our weekly assignment. So Dr. Druid Starbuilder suggested that for those who could get fifteen minutes, should just do some quickies. So here are our Quickies. . . . . . And In the posts below, you may see some re-posts, that's OK, it will be better to see them in context. ....at least that is what we are telling ourselves. .

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The Jersey Devil. He goes from town to town,

destroying souls of people who claim Diet Dr Pepper

does not taste like regular Dr. Pepper.

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The Waffle Monster. He can smell frozen waffles in your

freezer from two dimensions over, or 17.29 miles away,

and he raids them in the dead of night, or by his

watch "O-Dark thirty." He leaves no trace...

...no Toaster Unturned. By Professor Rainbow Rub

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One of the Cyborg Harpies from Musser Island.

With Mammary Cannons aimed to maim and Kill anyone

who invades the Yeast fields of the Kingdom Kirklandionious.

There will be hard rain tonight.

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Man of God and Politician, Republican Rev. Lucsiouce

Reginald 'Boogaloo Shrimp' Jackson III is Often seen along side

the likes of Benny Hinn, Billy Grahm and Glen Beck.

His Methods of Fund Raising tactics and his selection of Charities,

(Big Breast Awareness N' Jesus foundation,

and Horse track tours for children)

have been... well... questionable. However his duty

to the Lord and the 50% cut from his bookies

...I mean 10% from his congregation... are not.

Vampire Derier

Even Vampires read about other Vampires.

...Just don't tell The other Vampires...

Dr. Rainbow Rub

Dr. Starbuilder as a vampire. He claims the

scariest thing about this creature of the night,

is not in fact, his fangs... but his puns.

Primal Robots

Gail. The Genius. She occupies the Brain Case of

Dr. Moonshine Crystalgazer. She is his Genius.

He is her Robot. All have a Genius...And we are all primal robots.

But not all genius are like this weathered old bird. She is

the crass, hard drinking, hard smoking, foul mouthed

muse and the force behind all of creativity and

ideas of Dr. Crystalgazer. She has also been

known to frequently make passes at the good

Dr. after shes knocked back a few.

This Fellow unplugged himself quite some

time ago and has gone rouge. He has the

Robot equivalent of Gum Disease... Tetris Mouth.

Don't let him Byte you.

By Dr. Driud.

Drangus and Drungel

Who is Drangus and Drungle? Lets Find out!

These guys can be found splitting time between

the Tiltawhirl and NASCAR races.

By Professor Orchamedes Rainbow Rub

Wow. All I will say about this is that we nearly

SHAT ourselves when this was unveiled

to the gallery. ...I still can't look

them in the eyes... Thanks Gail.

Darangus and Dingus. The little fellow on top has been there for many many years, perhaps centuries. Always dancing to the tune in his heart, sometime to the irritation of Dingus. But his irritation will never be greater than his affection for the dancing Darangus. It could be due to the fact that Darangus has the power of THE FANNY pack to help them on their journey. By Dr. Druid Stonehenge Starbuilder

Draw Yourself As a Gnome

Brett's Lord Bannus. He has his wine, his Sword of Omens and the

Keys of Manny Doors that Unlock None.

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Professor Rainbow Rub in his Gnome form.

Running Nude across coffee tables and Kitchen counters in

plain sight to collect shiny things. This IS, Sport in its purest form.

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Dr. Starbuilder's Gnome has been known to

bless people with the magic and wonderment of

Hot Chocolate. So be kind to this Species of Mythological

creature and you my find yourself with a sweet treat. But

Mistreat this Jovial soul, and you may find that your peppermint

coffee samples will turn up missing.

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Draw Yourself As a Cat with a Sweet Monocle

At the time of this exercise, Professor Orchamedes

Rainbow Rub was taking a break from the life giving

force called Coffee, or Java to the animation folk.

Tales Tell of Coffee Crystal, the messenger of Kaldi

the Coffee God, who rides to you in the night,

on a broom, and gives you the Java Dreams.

The Musser Cat is a Dandy Dapper Mancat. Always dressed for the ladies, He struts about town dispensing pleasantries, and stores of the Great Dandy Mancats of yore. His Gilded Monocle is one of a Kind, crafted by the Cyborg Harpies in a time not long forgotten, and celebrated by younglings from hither and yon.

!!WELCOME J!!!

Well, it has been many years and many, many, many miles traveled and many babies birthed... But J-MAC has finally joined the new fan dangled whatchamacallit: The Internet. And in doing so, He has been rightfully added to our ranks to further the nonsense and awesomeness. (And by adding J, we have turned up the political agenda to 11!) So Introduce to you, (the peoples...) My Man, Your Man, Our Man, The Token Black Man... J-MAC.

john 8:44

this is a dark scary back to the future alternate universe in wich i am a born again on fire right wing republican activist. Yep nothing could be closer to a monster then that. ok ok that was me 13 years ago...but still. thankyou fellas it was very kind of you to invite me to join, this is very therapudic for me all i hope is that i can live up to expectations of the token black man in the group:) i love u guys and miss you too.